I guess celibacy as mandated for Priests of the Catholic Church doesn’t necessarily require that they pretend that they have no sexual desires, rather that they honor their vow not to act on said desires ('specially with the kids).
While we’re splitting hairs, here, it’s a vow of chastity that the the 'no-nookie clause." A vow of celibacy, strictly speaking, does not mean having sex. It means not being married. Priests don’t take a vow of celibacy. They take one of chastity.