Something about apple juice.

In my not so glorious return to the SDMB, I have a task for all you brave to tackle.

Translate and give me a short thesis on the relation of the sentence to apple juice.

“Tu esta la exprimidera de naranjas.”

Good luck.

I think that was the EXACT phrase I was screaming when the apple juice I had took effect after three days of surgically-induced (and codeine-worsened) constipation.

“Here is your fresh-squeezed orange-juice.”

But this isn’t what I ordered, I wanted apple-juice. Take this back at once.