Given the nature of today, and having had a bad weekend at poker, I got to merging the two in my mind.
What I really want to see is a Texas Hold’Em hand that goes something like this:
Player 1: Jd Qc
Player 2: Jc Jh
Player 3: Tc Th
Player 4: 8s 9s
Player 5: As Ks
Flop: Td Js Qs
Turn: Ac
River: Ts
And I would want to know what’s coming. I think I would have to bite something to keep myself from giggling with glee the entire time.
Am I a sadist, or am I just in a weird mood? 
After the flop, players 3 and 4 should be very worried about having a second-best three of a kind and second-best straight, respectively. After all, three other people are also still in the hand.
I would expect player 3 to fold after the turn, kick emself when the river comes up, and then be relieved when player 5 cleans up.
Player 4 MUST worry about someone else holding A-K or K-9.
Player 2 has to ask who might be sitting on Q-Q or a straight.
Player 1 also has to ask who might be sitting on a straight or any three of a kind.
I expect player 5 to slow-play the hand, use every pot management skill e’s got, every deceptive technique e can muster, and then clean up at the showdown with a hand to remember.