That I worked in a liquor store.
I’d meet a better quality of people, and I bet employees get a discount.
Why can’t you just leave things be and be happy working in that video-sex shop?
I know this is a joke, but I am curious. In what line of business do you work, OP?
Why not combine the two? It’s win-win!
I work in a video-sex shop run by Siam Sam.
I work in a medical marijuana certification office, and you know, I meet some interesting people. It’s never boring. But I don’t get a discount. I think. I haven’t asked.
Oh, this and that. When I’m not docking carnivorousplant’s pay in my video-sex shop. 
D’oh! You said OP. Never mind.