Son of a... I don't have time for the Apocalypse

[Maus_Magill]

I’m fixing to go home right now. The weather has been terrible today: heavy rain, thunder and lightning, the whole deal. I pull up Georgia Navigator, so I can plot a route home, and the map is green.

That’s just unnatural. Wasn’t there a verse in Revelations that went something like, “Loe, though the sky was dark and rain did fall, traffic moved smoothly in Atlanta.”

[Polycarp]

@Maus Magill

I’m fixing to go home right now. The weather has been terrible today: heavy rain, thunder and lightning, the whole deal. I pull up Georgia Navigator, so I can plot a route home, and the map is green.

That’s just unnatural. Wasn’t there a verse in Revelations that went something like, “Loe, though the sky was dark and rain did fall, traffic moved smoothly in Atlanta.”

That is a sign of the Apocalypse! Watch the news: when Zell Miller and Cathy Woolard issue a joint press release, it’s time to head for the mountains!