song about suicide?

Ok I remember hearing this song, or like a grandoise speech about suicide on the radio about 10 years ago. It was on an alternative station and I only have vague descriptions about it, but please bear with me. I’ve searched the few lyrics I can remember but to no avail and I figure why not give it a shot here. Maybe someone can reveal my long awaited song.

Ok, so what I remember about it… It was like a monologue given by a man but I think there was some music to it. I don’t remember how it started but it just started spouting off all that was bad in life and was something to the effect of “life sucks go ahead and do it.” Later though, the mood was enlightened and he began to recount all of the good things in life and this is when I had to go and missed the ending. So you can imagine I wanna hear the end.

some of the lyrics I remember, but they are probably way off:

“nothing matters when you’re 6 feet under. No worries, no problems”

“but the sex, MY GOD THE SEX.”

I know these are really vague but please somebody PLEASE come up with an answer for this, I will appreciate it so much!!!

It’s Denis Leary. I’m having trouble finding a title, but it’s something like suicide, or “Do it”…someone with a bit of time and better google-fu can probly find it.

Thanksdrmemory that’s def the best lead I’ve gotten so far but are you sure it’s him? I mean I could easily see it being him but I’ve been researching and can’t find anything yet. I tried cdnow you tube and dizzler.

Otherwise, I don’t know how else to explain it because I was so young when I heard it. The most I can remember is it actually making a strong argument for suicide but bringing it back around to talk about the good things in life. However I don’t know how it ends because I had to leave at the time.

Somebody, anybody?

No, it isn’t. It’s Bobby Gaylor’s “Suicide.”

Here he is singing it on the Roseanne show.

I bow to authority. You guys had it.:o I’m SO embarrassed…

Wow never thought I’d see that again thanks you guys