If ya want, I can get you endless Victorian/Edwardian song lyrics, I love 'em! I highly recommend the Web site http://www.tinfoil.com and the other muscal links therein, for reissues of original recordings (1890s–1940s) on cassette and CD.
Ezstrete—I was never even a “girl soprano,” but I am continually beseiged (mentally, at least) by such tunes as “If You Don’t Kiss a Girl in the Summertime,” “Waltz Me Around Again, Willie” and “The Bird on Nellie’s Hat.”
—They just don’t write 'em like that anymore [sez Eve, whistling “Farewell, My Lady Love” as she exits]
Just for Ezstrete—[in my Gibson Girl bathing costume, perched on a swing, swooping out over the audience; in my best Ada Jones voice]:
“If you can’t get a girl in the summertime, you’ll never get a girl at all!
Peaches are ripe in the summertime, and that’s the time they fall!
At the beaches—there’s a raft of them!
Lovely peaches—go right after them!
You’ll hear the wild waves saying, ‘go get them! go pet them!’
Don’t miss a kiss in the summertime, or you’ll never kiss a miss in the fall—
If you can’t get a girl in the summertime, you’ll never get a girl at all!”