The Patient Ferris Wheel by Gaslight Anthem:
“Maybe I should call me an ambulance” I sing as “Maybe I should call me an amber lamps” as a homage to Amber Lamps
I always sing it like that.
Agreed.
I don’t sing it like that myself, but I do sing, thanks to someone on this MB, “And The Little Hurdy Gurdy gave my Anus Curly Wurly”.
I have a Rush one too: “I stood on top of the mountain/ Angina sang to me” (Tai Shan)
Air Supply: “I’m all out of drugs, I’m so lost without them.”
In fact, I substitute “drugs” for “love” in pretty much every song. “There’s nothing you can do that can’t be done” … “All you need is drugs…”
In Faith Hill’s “Breathe,” replace every instance of the word “breathe” with “pee” for a much more interesting song.
I have to start doing this.
Anyway, I laways heard Golden Earring’s “Radar Love” as “Red Hot Love”, and still “hear” it that way, even though I know the “truth”.
(“Truth” in quotes, because it HAS to be “Red Hot Love”. “Radar Love” is so dumb! Unless English isn’t your first language, then you have an excuse. Oh? Oh, I see. Okay, then. My bad.)
I tend to use “lunch”.
All you eat is lunch
All you eat is lunch
All you eat is lunch, lunch
Lunch is all you eat.
Ahh, the legend that will last a lunchtime.
Man, I have a serious dislike for that song, but this almost makes it awesome!
Ho! Ho! The mistletoe hung where you can see.
Somebody waits for you. Kick her once for me.
Bad Company: * I feel like making lunch*
Heart: What about Lunch? Are you going to make a cheese crisp?
I’m in the mood for lunch, simply because I’m hungry…
My old roommate’s co-worker swore they were singing “I’m blue I’m in need of a guy”. So that’s how I sing it.
Oh dear, so many.
Willie Nelson “Angels flying hippos to the ground…”
Pink Floyd “All in all, it’s just another kick in the balls.”
Golden Earring (and I have no idea what the lyrics really are)
“Found I’m slippin’ into the Twilight Zone
Babies tied me up, feels like I’m home.”
And (blasphemy warning)
“We three be Kings of Orient
Because you’re so cute we bought you a tent,
a field, a fountain, a Moor and a mountain
all in the hopes you’ll pay our rent”
Big blasphemy warning:
“O come let us ignore him
O come let us deplore him
O come let us abhor him…”
(To Meat Loaf’s “You Took the Words Right Out of My Mouth”)
"I took my dick right out of your mom, I thought she’d have another kid like you. To a friend that I always exchange mom jokes with. I know its juvenile, but my sense of humor is perpetually twelve.
Shoot, forgot one:
Scorpions: "Here I am, raunchy like a hurricane!
That whole song gets pretty weird just swapping “the words” for “your/my dick.” Thanks for that…:rolleyes:
I also genuinely thought the lyrics to Brewer and Shipley’s “One Toke Over the Line” were, " I met all the girls and loved myself a few, when the price was right." It really says “when to my surprise.”
Help, I’m steppin’ into the twilight zone
Place is a madhouse, feels like Vietnam…
The smell of fat chicks just put my spine out of place…