Bela Lugosi’s Dead - Bauhaus
My Wife and My Dead Wife – Robyn Hitchcock
Be My Wife - David Bowie
Is anyone else imagining this thread as the playlist for a really wild radio station?
yeah Biffy…talk about a radio station with variety
My Wife - The Who
You want weird?
Be My Girl/Sally - The Police
Nothing better than love songs to inflatable sex dolls.
EXCELLENT song Jonathan!!! I don’t think you’d get that one on ANY radio station tho… 
Long Tall Sally - Chuck Berry (and The Beatles)
Stand Tall – Burton Cummings
Let’s see, there’s Roxy Music’s “In Every Dream Home a Heartache,” and Zappa’s “Ms. Pinky”…I think I’m forgetting another one…
Meanwhile…
I Can’t Stand Myself (When You Touch Me) - James Brown
I Touch Myself - The Divinyls
Touch Me - The Doors
Me Myself I - Joan Armatrading
I Don’t Care if Tomorrow Never Comes - Hank Williams
Tomorrow We’ll See - Sting
See My Friends - The Kinks
My Best Friend’s Girl - Cars
My Best Friend – Jellyfish
A song about male masturbation, BTW. No sex doll involvement, though.
Friend of the Devil - Grateful Dead
Running With The Devil - Van Halen
Sympathy for the Devil - Rolling Stones
The Ghost of Sympathy – Jellyfish