Song Title: Lyric is "It's like rain-n-n-n on your wedding day..."

[Rack-a-Bones]

@xcalibre

Finding a bunch of spoons when all you need is a knife could be ironic if you were in charge of making logistics decisions for the restaurant and you pushed hard for increasing spoon purchasing at the expense of cutting back knife purchasing. Of course, the rest of your staff fought you on the issue because they know that there is a knife shortage but you know better and your stubborn. Now the real kicker is, the whole reason you need the knife is because you are being attacked by your crazed stepfather who raised you with an intense passion for collecting antique knives ( or spoons you could go either way. )

Or, as The BoltEater alluded to: what if you got the box of spoons and couldn’t find a knife to open it?