Songs About Masturbation {Male and Female}

[Elysian]

Damn, I think I’m the only one who listens to Lords of Acid. Pretty much every song on their Our Little Secret cd is about sex. Deep Sexy Space Chorale starts out with the lead singer singing about “playing with [her]self…”

http://shopping.yahoo.com/p:Our%20Little%20Secret:1921243203:page=tracks

Undoubtedly about masturbation, although that’s not the kinkiest song on the cd.

[Mbossa]

Radiohead’s Thinking About You mentions it:

Been thinking about you
And there’s no rest
Should I still love you
Still see you in bed
But I’m playing with myself
And what do you care
When the other men are far, far better?

I’m not sure if many people outside of NZ have heard of this band, but Fur Patrol’s Man In A Box seems to fit the bill:

I keep a man inside a box under my bed
My father says I laugh too hard
I take the man out and let him oscillate my head
He does not think my love is good
I watch my father walking silent past my doorway
I hide the man behind my back
And all the while he’s blowing kisses down my spine

I’m not the only one who loves to feel the woman in me
Just no-one sees the other fingers
I’m not the only one who disagrees with everything

[Tentacle_Monster]

Beat My Meat by Pig Vomit.

[Voyager]

A Bruce oldie, Blinded by the Light

I don’t remember all the lyrics, but I remember
*
The adolescent pumps his way into his hat
*
Ugh.

[Voyager]

Oh, and while not a commercial release, our dorm fight song, sung to the tune of Finiculi Finicula, had the chorus

Smash it bash it, ram it through the door,
Smite it, bite it, hit it on the floor,
I have some friends who seem to think that intercourse is simply grand,
But for overall enjoyment I prefer it by the hand
*

The rest of the song is even worse.

[zoogirl]

How’d you all miss Alice Cooper’s Muscle Of Love?!

I close the door to the bathroom now
I just can’t get caught in here…"

Alice’s Dirty Dreams probably falls in there too and of course there’s always Cold Ethel. Nurse Rozetta involves a little onesided action.

I’m suddenly twice my size
My pants are all wet inside"

Yeah, I listen to waaay too much Alice…

[Angua]

@The Sonoran Lizard King

Well, perhaps, but the advice works equally well or better when with a partner.
(or two, or more…)

Well, yeah, I suppose its more about sex in general, rather than just masturbation.

Now, “I’m too Sexy” by Right Said Fred, there’s some narcisicistic love song for you, guy’s too sexy for everything but himself, apparently.

And his hand?

[Othersider]

@Angua

And his hand?

I’m
Too sexy for my hand
Too sexy for my hand
Don’t you all understand?

[electrozion]

The High & Mighty: “Hands On Experience”
“…Right named Palmer, left hand Wristina…”

[ccwaterback]

Beat me daddy, eight to the bar.

Little Willie, Willie won’t, go home.

[Eurograff]

Ah, there are so many nice songs about masturbation, especially from the eighties. One of the most obvious new ones is Britney Spears’ Touch of My Hand from her In the Zone album. Quite a pretty song actually.

[vetbridge]

Tom Waits makes numerous references to masturbation. In the opening to Nighthawks at the Diner for instance there is a long description including:

Well, usually about 2.30 in the morning you’ve ended up taking advantage of yourself and… there ain’t no way around that, you know. Yeah, making the scene with a magazine, there ain’t no way around… I’ll confess, you know, I’m no different, you know. I’m not weird about it or anything. I don’t tie myself up first, I just… you know. I just kind of… spend a little time with myself.

[yellowval]

There’s this recent one, “Oops, Oh My” by Tweet. I think she is a protege of Missy Elliott or something like that. Made me blush when I heard it!

[Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew]

“Roll Yer Own” by Jethro Tull.

[ussentinel]

How about “The Stroke” by Billy Squier? What’s that about?

[betenoir]

@ussentinel

How about “The Stroke” by Billy Squier? What’s that about?

Actually I think that’s about ego stroking.