Songs about masturbation.

AC DC’s “Big Balls” isn’t about it per se but does allude to it at one point.

“Touch Myself,” I think, by T-Boz (of TLC) & Richie Rich.

“I can feel it coming in the air tonight” by Phil Collins ?

‘Get a Grip’ by Semisonic.

“Icicle” by Tori Amos

“One More Minute” by Weird Al Yankovic (it’s not all about masturbation, but it does contain the line:

“I’m stranded all alone at the Gas Station of Love
And I have to use the self-service pumps…” :slight_smile:

“She Bop” by Cyndi Lauper

“Blister in the Sun” - The Violent Femmes

Here’s a whole list!

“Playmate of the Year” by Zebrahead.

Springsteen’s *Blinded By The Light * - Don’t have the exact line handy, but “as the adolescent boy pumps his way into his hat”

“God Bless the USA”?! :confused:

Sodomy from Hair

Paulina* by No Doubt.

Sounds painful. Do you have to freeze the hair first? Otherwise, it…

…what?

…oh…

Never mind. :stuck_out_tongue:

:smack:
In my defense, I suppose that after a while it could make you a basket case.

Just before you go blind. :slight_smile:

“Firing the Surgeon General,” complete with MP3. :slight_smile:

Rodney Carrington’s Dear Penis

Imaginary Lover by Atlanta Rhythm Section.

“He’s My Best Friend” – Jellyfish

“Pink Thing” – XTC. Yep, this one’s a double entendre, about both Andy P’s penis and his baby boy.