Proceed at your own risk.
*My Sharona
Follow the Yellow Brick Road
It’s a Small World
The Lion Sleeps Tonight
We Will Rock You
If You’re Happy and You Know It
Don’t Worry, Be Happy
The Macarena
Gilligan’s Island theme song
YMCA
I’m a Little Teacup
Odd Couple *theme song
It hurt me as much to type this as it did for you to read it. Any more suggestions?
Cars by Gary Numan
Come On Eileen Dexy’s Midnight Runners
I Want a New Drug Huey Lewis and the News
Sunday, Bloody Sunday U2
Mandy Barry Manilow
These are the only ones I can think of now… Especially Mandy. It gets me every time… Damn you, seawitch! Now I’ll be singing it all day… 
“Oh Mandy, well you came and you gave without taking…”
Not a title of a song but whenever I hear
*** DEBBIE GIBSON ***
It starts up
“love, only in my dreams
as real as it may see ee eem, it was only
in my dreams”
Doo Ron Ron
Stop Me If You Think That You’ve Heard This One Before - The Smiths
Call Me - Blondie
With or Without You - U2
Green acres
Symphony of Destruction
"London Calling"
(get that one all the friggin’ time around here!)
…singing “Fire!”
Yeah, like you’re going to even get me to open a thread with a title like that. Oops.
When are you going to come down, when are you going to land in My Sharona!! buh-duh buh-duh bump buh-duh bump buh-duh bump its a world of laughter, world of tears, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the li-on sleeps to-night! Wheeeee-da-be-de, a wheem-a-low-away!
Stomp-stomp-clap, stomp-stomp-clap gonna be a big man some day, then your face will surely show it, the landlord says the rent is late, he might have to mitigate, don’t worry, Hey Macarena! Oh let me tell you 'bout my boyfriend, the one they call Hipilito, the weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed, it’s fun to stay at the YMCA, YMCA, just tip me over, pour me out buh-dum buh-dum buh-dum, bop-a-dah-dah, buh-dum buh-dum buh-dum, bop-a-dah-dah, it’s the only way to live, too-la-roo-la too-la-roo-la eh, I’m in love with you! I just heard the news today, I can’t take it all and make it go away, but I sent you away, oh it was only in my dreams when I met her on a Sunday and my heart stood still…
Arrggghhhhh!! Curse you, vile temptress!
…I live by the river!
Finally. Someone who understands the real me.
[sub]ps - for the other evil ones out there, try humming any one of these in a crowded elevator. Wheeee![/sub]
I wanna be sedated
“Money for Nothing” by the Dire Straits
99 Luftballons - Neun und neunzig luftballons! Nananana -na na na
M.E.T.H.O.D.O.F.L.O.V.E - It’s the method of modern looove
What’s love got to do with it - Whaaaat’s love got to do, got to do with it…Whaaaat’s love but a second hand eeemo-shun
Ghostbusters - Who ya gonna call?
The Reflex - So why-yi-yi-yi don’t ya use it