My favorite song in this category is Good Thing by the **Fine Young Cannibals.
If the story is to be believed, Roland Gift wrote it about his motorcycle or motorbike that had been stolen (as opposed to a woman).
Another good one is You ain’t seen nothin’ yet by BTO which is supposedly about venereal disease of some sort.
Obviously, if either of these stories are crap, fill me in.
So - what are your fav songs that sound like they’re about one thing, but are actually about something totally different.