Songs they'd NEVER let contestants perform on American Idol

There are several of his more melodic songs on that album, and though several of them have odd changes in melody that I do no think would work with Idol, I will have to agree that Shiver Me Timbers probably would.

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Dang, “Closer” and “Crazy Bitch” already got listed. Soo…how about “Starfuckers Inc” by Nine Inch Nails?

“Blind Man’s Penis” by John Trubee and the Blind Janitors of America?

“Sex Farm” and also probably “Big Bottom”, both by Spinal Tap.

“Star 69” by Fatboy Slim