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“To cum or not to cum, that is the question???”

One shudders to think how these lines could have been worked into the movie:

“This bodes some strange eruption to our state.”
–Act 1, Scene i

“this sweaty haste
Doth make the night joint-labourer
with the day”
–Act 1, Scene i

“It faded on the crowing of the cock.”
–Act 1, Scene i

“This is the very ecstasy of love”
–Act 2, Scene i

“Still harping on my daughter”
–Act 2, Scene ii

“man delights not me:
no, nor woman neither”
–Act 2, Scene ii

“come, give us a taste
of your quality”
–Act 2, Scene ii

“let the candied tongue
lick absurd pomp”
–Act 3, Scene ii

“The lady protests too much, methinks.”
–Act 3, Scene ii

“Do you think I am
easier to be played on than a pipe?”
–Act 3, Scene ii

“Call me what
instrument you will,
though you can fret me,
yet you cannot play upon me.”
–Act 3, Scene ii

“Then up he rose, and donn’d his clothes”
–Act 4, Scene v

“Lay her i’ the earth”
–Act 5, Scene i

“There’s a divinity that shapes our ends,
Rough-hew them how we will”
–Act 5, Scene ii