Source check: Lenny Bruce(?)--"Men will fuck mud"

I have quoted this line for years. You’ll be surprised in who many situations it is germane.

I just thought now to check my sources. I honestly can’t remember where I read it or if I heard it.

At any rate, the quote should be from him, like so many ostensible ones from Churchill, Twain, Yogi Berra, et al.

I always thought it was Helen Gurley Brown who say “Men will schtup mud…”

One of those famous quotes attributed to almost anyone who could fit the bill as a credible source of the pithy wisdom, like:

“You can’t believe everything you read on the internet”
-Abraham Lincoln

:D:D

No, it’s Bruce. The bit is about a guy on a desert island who fucks a chicken and when he gets home his wife goes, “Get your chicken to make you dinner” etc.–I can find it if you like, but I assure you it’s pure Bruce.