Because voting for Obama “constitutes material cooperation with intrinsic evil.”
I hope he catches herpes from an altar boy.
Oh nose!! My source of Jesus Flakes (Now great with milk! TM) has be interrupted! In one state. At one church. Oh NOOOOOSSSEE!!
Good thing I defected years ago.
Less abortions means more boys for him! It’s really a win-win.
Hold on, let’s not be hasty. Perhaps he made a similar proclamation when Dubya was elected, saying how no one could accept Communion until they repented for voting for a death penalty advocate.
[sub]But somehow I doubt it…[/sub]
He almost had me convinced to stay away until he mentioned there was a plausible alternative to Obama.
Yet another clergyman has his head stuck up his ass. Yawn.
Oh, and for the record, he’s completely fucking wrong. Catholics are only prohibited from voting for pro-choice candidates if they vote for that candidate because of his/her position on abortion.
How did I know it was going to be Greenville? And that it was going to be St. Mary’s? Jeez.
What’s really scary is that there is a school attached. That almost all the kids I went to High School with went to.
One of the many reasons high school sucked for me.
From this story, Rev. Newman knows he’s doesn’t have a leg to stand on wrt refusing communion, and can only bully people with empty bluster.
I must have missed the speech in which Obama mandated that every pregnancy in America be aborted. Hmm. I have to say that is pretty radical. However, may I suggest we start with the bible thumpers?
Then I guess my father should quit his position as an usher AND a Eucharistic minister-since he not only voted for Obama, but he’s been a registered Democrat since the time he was eligible to vote. AND I don’t think he’s voted for a Republican for president-meaning he’s ALWAYS voted for pro-choice candidates.
Ooops, guess he’s not so devout as they thought! (Apparently, though, supporting governments that encourage those who murder archbishops is all right.)
I am so fucking STEAMED.
And the Catholic Church’s descent into irrelevancy accelerates a bit. Shrug.
There are Catholics in South Carolina? I thought the Baptists and Methodists would have wiped out those vile Papists by now.
I thought they were called Christ CrackersTM?
Have I been deceived all this time?
We’ve secretly replaced Fish Nya’s Christ Crackers with new Jesus Flakes. Let’s see if he notices the difference!"
As far as I can tell, all of President-elect Obama’s positions are moderately liberal. Why do I keep hearing this nonsense about him being “the most liberal member of Congress”? I wish he were.
A number of bishops publically supported Obama; is the pastor going to ream them one? Kinda doubt it.
Fish Nya : “Mmmm. Christ Crackers . . .”
- CRUNCH munchmunchmunch . . . SIZZLE *
Fish Nya : “*AIIIIIEEEE *! ! It BURNS ! ! !”
Oops, looks like those were **Anti-**Christ Crackers all the time . . .
Because that’s what Rush says.
From God, to Rush, to Jay Scott Newman.
Blessed be the name of Rush.
Methodists? METHODISTS? Get behind me, Satan!
Is it sacreligous to tell your local priest to go fuck himself?
Alright.
Now bend over.
