I don’t know what’s more absurd - that Sur La Tahb Luh was ahb luh to sell margarita mixers on credit and that Big Orange (guessing that was ING) managed the accounts then sliced them up into tranches and CDOs just like mortgages, or that a fourth-grade kid was able to just zip around the country with that blender and get onto the trading floor and into the Treasury to witness the decision-making process.