:smack: Nevermind.
In the great chain of being lions top the animal kingdom, being godly creatures with all sort of Christian mythology attached to them. Which is why Aslan is a lion. That and you can’t honestly believe that God would put His animal son in a porcupine, that’s just absurd.
As Deery pointed out, “Come on, do you really think I’d fuck a porcupine?”
Oh god, yes. I think my husband couldn’t decide which was making him laugh more, that scene or my facial reaction (something to the effect of :eek: ) at it.
And near the end was perfect, when almost all the kids (except Kyle, of course) really want to hear the end of the story - I was saying “but how does it end?” along with them.
Beautiful. Pure gold.
I had a tooth pulled on Tuesday night, and last night I was still in some pain: "BwahahaOUCH[sub]dammit![/sub]hahahaha[sub]ooowwww![/sub]
Narrator: And the boy in the red poof-ball hat thought and thought and knew just what to do! He raced back to the Critters to tell them his clue!
Stan: No. I didn’t.
Hee.
Funniest episode yet. I absolutely could not believe it. I didn’t see the twist coming at all, either, and the one-two punch of the sacrifice immediately followed by the blood orgy destroyed me.
It’s supposed to be the season finale; but I doubt it’ll be back for another season so it’s the de facto series finale.
Truly unbelievable (in the best possible way). I’d like to see a DVD with all the Christmas SP episodes, including the original underground film that got Parker & Stone started in the industry.
“It’s Critter Christmas and it sucks ass!”
After about 5 minutes of those cute little critters, I kept thinking that a shotgun would be handy about now. And lo and behold, Santa showed up later with one…
Thank you, Santa. You’ve made my day.
Very Sweet Episode.
Good news - you’re wrong!
ML Cub #1: But we only have baby teeth.
ML Cub #2: and baby claws.
ML Cub #3: And a dead mom.
One of the brilliant things about this was that it actually could work as a first rate horror movie if you changed it from Woodland Critters and took out Santa Claus. Inspired.
Hail Stone and Parker!
“Comedic Genius” is an overused word (and has been ever since it was applied to Jerry Lewis), but they are deserving by anybody’s take (and, might I add…
America… FCK YEAH!!!*
Damn, I love this show. I only with there were recordings of the writing sessions. How brainstorming about a Christmas episode and leads to Stan making a :eek: face while mountain lion cubs perform an anal abortion on Kyle must be a fascinating process.
No new shows 'til March '05. Bummer.
That had to be the sickest thing I’ve ever seen on television.
But that doesn’t mean I didn’t laugh my ass off.
Prosecutor’s like to call that “evidence.” 
I was going to phrase that differently. Thus the apostrophe.
Sorry.
Quiet…Chairman Powell and his oxford-wearing FCC thugs are everywhere these days. Don’t give them any ideas.
(I realise the FCC does not regulate cable programming)
Best! Episode! Ever!
I was talking about DRUGS!
Heh, that’s funny. Well, I guess we all have our own particular spheres of paranoia.