Soylent Green is . . .
What are people?
I’ll take European capitols for $400 please, Alex
Soylent Green is…
rather tasty!
[sub](This has been brought to you by The Council to Bring Back Soylent Green. Soylent Green is a low-cost, high-nutrition, easily-available food source, much loved on the European continent, particularly France and those weird cold northern countries where they eat all that fish. Soylent Green is no longer made of people. Although if you ever wondered where all the members of those flash-in-the-pan boy pop groups go to once they start shaving - well, don’t ask us. All we know is: Soylent Green. Not a thing in here you wouldn’t cheerfully volunteer to eat.)[/sub]