Soylent Green is . . .

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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possible?

This is pretty cool:

Science is cool. sighs dreamily

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Soylent Green makes the baby Jesus cry.

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Soylent Green is running for State Attorney General in South Carolina.

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Those words disturb me placed right next to each other. Anyone else?

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“Soylent Green is made out of…Damned Dirty Apes!!!”

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Soylent Green is Tofu.
Soylent Green is people;
therefore
Tofu is people (they just learned how to make it a different color to lull us into a false sense of securtiy).

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All your Soylent Green are… choke hack Erk.

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Soylent Green is not quite as fast as British Racing Green.

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Then there’s the version that perpetuates itself by fiddling with the economy. . .
Soylent Greenspan

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Damnit Cyni! I was gonna say that!

Beating me to the punchline makes the Baby Jesus cry.

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Soylent Green is now calorie-free thanks to Nutrasweet!

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Soylent Green is…

       not as honest as Lincoln Green.

[sub]But safer than Cabrini Green.[/sub]

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Soylent green is alright, but I’d rather smoke green.

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surprisingly purple.

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Soylent green gives me pleasure

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Soylent Green is not just for breakfast anymore.

Soylent Green is “finally” Y2K compatible.

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[Homer]Mmmmm…Soylent Green.[/Homer]

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Soylent Green is…Yo Mama!
literaly…

of course, i can’t wait for Soylent Cola, the year 3000 can’t get here fast enough…

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Soylent Green is still made out of PEOPLE!!!
They said they’d change the recipe but they didn’t!!
PEOPLE!!!

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Solylent Green is the property of Major League Baseball and may not be rebroadcast without the express written consent of the Commissioner of Major League Baseball.

Void in Quebec.