He can’t blow me up. I’m not animated to explode.
If you are stil watching this you are a moron! This is our joke on you!
Russ Powell (juggling knives)
Now, I have a confession to make here, I have never really figured out a way to stop this. So, uh, any ideas?
Moltar
Uh, let it fall on your head.
Zorak
Yeah, do that.
Moltar
Mmm, that might be dangerous.
Zorak
Hey, throw 'em up really high, and catch 'em in your mouth.
Moltar
But be careful.
Zorak
That lady mantis… wasn’t really a lady.
Space Ghost
Not really a lady? Huh? Then she must have been… Wait! You were digging on a dude?
Zorak
It’s not what you think. Carl is part of a male mantis resistance movement that intercedes at the moment when the urge is the worst. He lured me back to his nest, where we ate barbeque and talked sports until the urge had passed. He…saved my life, and for that, I will always be grateful.
Space Ghost
What a remarkable story! I wonder who owns the movie rights.
Zorak
Ted Turner.
Zorak
I’m gonna run naked in the streets of Dothan!
Space Ghost
You’re not gonna run naked in the streets of Dothan!
Zorak
C’mon! You said it was a free country!
Space Ghost
With freedom comes responsibility.
Zorak
With freedom comes nudity!
Space Ghost
I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to ‘move on.’ It might take a week, it might take a year. It might take longer. She told me she needs space. I said, “That’s me! I’m Space! Space Ghost!” It’s very dark, and very cold. It’s so very cold in space.
Space Ghost
Sometimes I like to use the spank ray…on myself. Ooooh yeah
I can’t do it justice, but there was an episode where Space Ghost sang a bunch of Irish names, and part of the credits matched what he was singing.