Favorite quotes from Nickelodeon animation

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Inspired from various Quote threads, and My Amazement that Im not the only Doper who watches Nick.

Rules:

Your favorite quote / scene from ANY cartoon on Nick.

“You mean this is all just a crazy dream? Alright bring on the dancing tubas!” -Sheen, The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron.
Ok, well, next to everything Sheen says.

“Patrick, your Genius is showing!”
“Where?!” :covers up midsection:
-Spongbob Squarepants

“Chuckie, do you ever think there is something different with you?”
“Where do you want me to start?”
-Rugrats

“…Your nothing but pure evil, just like newspaper comics!”
-Sandy Cheeks “Spongebob Squarepants”

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Spongebob - “I am Spongebob, Destroyer of Evil!”
Patrick - “Relax, it’s only a drawing”

Everything Cheese says, such as the randomly shouted “I have Ringworm!” or “No. Bunnies!”

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Cheese is from "Fosters Home for imaginary friends. Cartoon Network.

I was debating over having additonal threads for CN Comedy and Fox.

Looks like its going to spill into here anyway.
But, yes, Cheese is… well gives me hope that I don’t need to fully grow up, if someone gets a paycheck to create such characters.

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Er, oops… Sorry.
Nick… “Action figure!” - Sheen responding to allegations that Ultralord is a doll.
“And Carl’s llamas fall down, down into the sulfurous mud pits! How the snake god will be pleased!”
“Carl, how many times do I have to tell you? Your permanent record is just a myth, like the Loch Ness Monster, or North Dakota!”
Sheen from Jimmy Neutron kind of cracks me up.

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Another by Sheen, but this is from the Jimmy Neutron movie:

Nick: That’s the stupidest thing I ever heard!
Sheen: No, this is the stupidest thing you ever heard! (Makes silly tounge-wagging noise)

Mister Krabs, from Spongebob Squarepants, has some priceless lines:

“Spongebob, I can give you ten good reasons to never let go of a dime!”

Squidward: Mister Krabs, I can’t believe you just sold Spongebob’s soul for 62 cents!
Krabs: You think I could have gotten more for him?

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From Danny Phantom–

Concessions Kid: (to Tucker & Sam) One super large popcorn. (gasps when he sees Tucker) I know you. You’re Bad Luck Tuck!
Tucker: (Takes popcorn) And you’re Minimum Wage Stan, but you don’t hear me broadcasting it.

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From** Rocko’s Modern Life**:

Wild Pig: “I’m a wild pig!”

From Rocko’s Modern Christmas:

Fruitcake Man: “Bring the children to fruitcake man. Go on. Take a gift. I feel nothing.”

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One of the few I still wonder how they got away with:

Sponge Bob and Patrick are competing in the restaurant Olympics when suddenly Patrick or Sponge Bob land by mistake on the edge of a huge vat of boiling oil after attempting to jump over, the oil then jumps up and falls over several rows of screaming members of the crowd…

Charring them to a crisp…

Then a banner unfurls and another fish screams boringly what it says:

Fish sticks!! Get yer fish sticks here!!!

Of course the fish crowd after being fried were replaced by a photo of actual fish sticks, but I am still amazed on how they turned a seemingly gruesome scene into a very funny one.

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Repeated Fairly Odd Parents line: ‘That’s oddly specific…’ I use that whenever I can, and regret I can’t use it more.

Also FOP: After the Yugopotamians launch the P-Bomb at Dimmsdale on Hallowe’en.

Timmy: ‘Yugopotamians are stupid, and they think good is bad, and the ultimate weapon is…Candy! P stands for pinata!’

Cosmo: ‘WHEW! There goes MY worst case scenario!’

From Danny Phantom:

Paulina: ‘It’s totally krunk!’

Danny: ‘Is “krunk” good?’

Tucker: ‘It’s Paulina.’

Danny: ‘It’s good.’

Box Ghost: ‘I am the Box Ghost!’

Invader Zim:

Zim: ‘Mmm! Chicken!’

Purple Tallest: ‘You…quit being exiled?’

Red Tallest: ‘You made it worse!’

Zim: ‘Worse…or better?’

Zim: ‘We’re doomed!’

Gir: ‘Yay!’

Zim: ‘No, Gir, that’s bad.’

Gir: ‘I don’t know…’ (Not nearly as funny when not in Gir’s voice, but…)

Gir: 'I saw a squirrel! It went like this! chitter

Zim: ‘Let’s rain some doom upon the filthy heads of our doomed enemies!’

Zim: ‘Ah, my squigglyspooch!’

Dib: ‘My head’s not big!’

Zita: ‘Ms Bitters? Can we use one of our crazy cards to send Dib to the Crazy House For Boys?’

Random student: ‘He’s screaming like a howler monkey.’

Er…I’ll stop now. Whole episodes of Invader Zim could be transcribed into this thread.

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More Invader ZIM:

“Weren’t you banished to Foodcourtia? Shouldn’t you be… frying something?”

“Yes, gorge yourselves… you MOOCHES!”

“TUNA?! Tuna is worth nothing!”

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Rocko’s modern life, the episode where they all are signing

“You can’t fight city hall, you can’t fight corporate America. They are big and you are small. You can’t fight city hall”
Or from the same series

“Daddy daddy, teacher says, every time a man gets his driver’s license, an angel gets its wings!”
“Your teacher’s full of crap!”

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same series as above

“Rocko, did you just jay-walk? You’re lucky they don’t allow hanging in O-Town”

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From the instant classic “Mr. Meaty”

Some girl complaining about Josh: “He said he was my boyfriend? So I lent him my hair crimper? And he never gave it baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack.”

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Yep, Invader Zim is a goldmine.

“Invader’s blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants! The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!!”

“You! Obey the fist!”

“…filthy beast of meat and hair…”

Zim: “What? Something’s broken and it’s not your fault?” Gir: “I know. I’m scared too.”

“HI FLOOR! Make me a sammich!”

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SpongeBob bids farewell to a group of happy jellyfish in “The Sponge Who Could Fly:”

“Thanks, jellyfish. You taught me an important lesson…although I’m not exactly sure what it is.”

Disguised as Mr. Krabs, Plankton discovers part of the bizarre ritual to keep the Krabby Patty formula a secret in “Imitation Krabs:”

“These spaghetti and meatballs are delicious. Belch.” (The way he says “Belch” rather than actually belching always gets me.)

The first Fairly Oddparents short with Yugopotamian Mark Chang, “Spaced Out” features a funny running gag involving Cosmo:

Wanda: “We have good news and bad news. The Yugopotamians are going to destroy earth! (or something to that effect)”
Timmy: “What’s the good news?”
Cosmo: “I found a nickel!”

Wanda: “We have good news and bad news…”
Cosmo (interrupting): “I named my nickel Philip!”
Timmy: “What’s the bad news?”
Cosmo: “It’s a girl nickel!”

(Actually, practically every episode of The Fairly Oddparents has a running gag, and they’re all pretty funny.)

From the John K. klassic “Space Madness,” possibly one of the best Ren and Stimpy shorts ever: the whole thing about the History Eraser Button. I wish I knew the exact wording, this whole thing about the “ability to end life as we know it with the single push of a button! The beautiful, shiny button! The jolly, candylike button. Will he hold out, folks? Can he hold out?” “NO I CAN’T!”

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And then later from the same episode (IIRC):

Mayor: Who are you people?
Crowd <singing> “We’re a big mean angry mob”

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Timmy’s Dad from Fairly Odd Parents has all of my favorite lines.

“I’m going to Uranus. It turns out its a planet. Who knew?”
“Son, I’m respecting your privacy by knocking but asserting my authority by coming in anyway”
“Why does Timmy get mold mereal? I want mold mereal!”

Plus, his little girl pitched shriek kills me every time.

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“TimmyOs? Those are for pack mules!”

From the excellent TV-movie “Channel Chasers” after discovering that Vicky had done most of the crimes Timmy was blamed for:
“Now I regret punishing him by feeding him chocolate…which is a pretty dumb punishment…unless it’s that reindeer chocolate.” (Cosmo had confused reindeer poop for chocolate earlier in the show.)

And from the same TV-movie, a conversation between Dad and Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome. Doug Dimmadome? That’s right, Doug Dimmadome:

Dad: “Icky with a V? Suddenly, Chip Skylark’s hit song Icky Vicky makes sense!”
Chip (singing on TV): “Hey, Vicky, you’re oh so icky, just the thought of bein’ around ya makes us so so sicky…”*
Doug Dimmadome: “What did you think that song was about- pumpkins?”
Dad: “Yes.”

And no mention yet in this thread of Mr. Crocker? F! Fs for everybody! This could only be the work of…FAIRY GODPARENTS!

*[sub]Written by Guy Moon and Butch Hartman, published by Music by Nickelodeon, Inc. (BMI)[/sub]

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This one works as both a funny line and an in-joke: In “Jimmy-Timmy Power Hour 3: The Nerdinators” (which was, sadly, the last episode of both The Fairly Oddparents and The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius), someone refers to Timmy as an average kid that no one understands. Comso responds, “Hey! They should write a song about that!”

Timmy’s grandpa, watching violent “Bugeye the Longshoreman” cartoons in “The Good Old Days:” “The folks who grew up watching these cartoons were responsible for three wars, two police actions, and the National Hockey League!”

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Plankton: “Do you know what I want more than anything?”
Spongebob: “A Booster seat?”
Plankton: “A booster seat hot dog! I mean no. What I want is…”

Same ep:

Planton: Hey Spongebob, there is that guy who stole your ice cream! Go confront him. Assert yourself!!

Spongebob: [sticks his finger in 'that guy’s pocket] Beep Beep!

Plankton: “Not Insertive, ASSERTIVE!”
I know its not that great a quote, but the ‘beep beep’ part just sells the entire packge.

There is a word play scheme that is used alot on Spongebob:

“This “working out” thing isn’t working out”

“If I knew being a Life Guard meant Gaurding peoples lives I never would have said I was one!”

Squidward: [To Spongebob] “Why do you have to bother me every 11 minutes of my life ?”

The joke here is, each ‘episode’ of spongebob is 11 minutes. two episodes per show. ((Yes, but that is the terminology they use.))

Along with this:

There is an episode of Danny Phantom, where Danny and Tucker talk about a secret level in video game. Danny then provides that its a glitch in the game, and is a never ending level.

I doubt this references anything else besides the " -1" world from Super Mario Brothers.
In General, I love Fairly Oddparents also, the entire Overindulgence in self referencial humor and other “breaking the 4th wall” fun. However, as soon as I say this, I can’t recall a single quote I like, any where near verbatim.