Picture here: Two Earth Satellites Viewed From Houston
As you can see, somehow the US secretly smuggled the ISS to lunar orbit*.
- Or not.
“Why can’t you just stop and ask for directions?”
My God, the ISS is gigantic!
About the same size as Copernicus crater…about 58 miles wide!!!*
*- If it actually was orbiting the Moon…wait…didn’t we slip it into solar orbit?
You FOOL! It can only go there at night!
It’s okay! The pilot has sunglasses!
That’s not a moon. That’s a space station.
It’s too big to be a space station.
I have a very bad feeling about this…
Wait, I thought the current VP was Biden.