No sooner had BrainGlutton’s Stormfront hit squad arrived then I started looking for statistics to beat them about the head with… and found this. Shame on you, Central Florida… I thought you were better than this.
Then, on my morning pilgrimage to Dunkin’ Donuts, a red Sebring convertible with an unpleasant-looking guy about my age pulled up next to me at a stoplight. He looked over and turned on his stereo… and out came some ridiculous cover of a rap song whose name escapes me, being performed by a white guy trying to sound black. The general gist of the lyrics was “send the n***ers back to Somalia”, I kid you not. If I hadn’t been so desperate for my morning coffee I would have gotten out of the car and urinated into his backseat. Fuck you and your retarded beliefs, Sebring guy.
My first thought on reading the OP was, “The idea of white supremacist rap is so unblievably stupid that the song must have had some sort of ironic context to the lyrics.” But then I remembered how stupid white supremacism is in general, and I realized all bets were off.
There is nothing wrong with the Waffle House. Bacon egg n’ cheese on Texas toast, hash browns smothered, covered, and scattered, and a coffee, easy on the cream… the ultimate hangover cure.
Besides, some shifty-eyed rednecks just like trucks and dip. In fact, you’d be surprised at how many of them are quite liberal these days.
Oh how much ass we would all kick if there weren’t just something more important to do at the time! Just today I was about to strangle this racist but my shoe was untied, you see! So naturally I had to tie it for thirty seconds until he was gone. But that didn’t stop me from muttering some mighty insulting things under my breath.
What kind of dip? And do you have to dip the whole truck, or can you just break off a fender and dip it piecemeal? If you take a bite of the truck, is it considered OK to dip the part that is left? Does everybody get their own little dip dish because the Etiquette Nazis realize that the size of a truck may necessitate a second or even a third dip? If someone doesn’t finish their truck, how do they store the leftover truck parts to keep them from getting stale?
You’d think people would better investigate who they accepted advertising from. Certainly we do so at my workplace (not that we’ve ever been approached by a white supremacist group).
