Look Out (Here Comes Tomorrow)
Using a post from a “Speak to me…” thread as a reply to a “Speak to me…” thread. How meta. 
Ghastly, isn’t it? All the doors on this spaceship have been programmed to have a cheery and sunny disposition.
Frodo, never having left the Shire, goes insane with boredom and becomes a serial killer of young hobbitesses that he lures deep into his burrow. Eventually even this gets to be boring, plus with the heat on him from the hobbit inspectors closing in, he eventually blows his brains out after drinking a bottle a bourbon. Hobbit CSI finds Frodo brains in his last glass of bourbon on the table, surrounded by various Hobbit bits from his victims.
666 = Number of the Beast
668 = Next-door Neighbor of the Beast
999 = Number of the Australian Beast
665.9997856 = Number of the Beast on a Pentium
0.666 = Number of the Millibeast
1010011010 = Binary Number of the Beast
29A = Hexidecimal of the Beast
00666 = Zip Code of the Beast
Form 10666 = IRS Tax Form of the Beast
666-66-6666 = Social Security Number of the Beast
1-666-666-6666 = Phone Number of the Beast
1-866-666-6666 = Toll-Free Phone Number of the Beast
1-900-666-6666 = Live Beasts, available now! Only $6.66 per minute!
Days like the last few make me almost glad to be at work in the AC. I work till 10pm, so you’d thunk it should be cooled off by then, but it wasn’t last night. So I drrank a lot of ice cold beer in my underwear under a fan until I passed out.
Or just build one and start the easy way with something like Tiger Direct. If you’re comfortable swapping cards, you can build a system. Just add-on whatever you want.
Or if you round to the nearest whole number:
0.51 + 0.51 = 1.02, so
1 + 1 = 1
I once was pretty handy with a bottle of deletion fluid and a very fine brush. You could take stuff off a plate that way. Apparently it would delete fingers just as handily, so I always took great care with it.
09-26-2015, 01:34 AM
Super Blood Moon eclipse
This Sunday evening, and that’s what they’re calling it, it sounds like a combination of a Black Sabbeth and Pink Floyd song.
I’m not going to link, because depending upon your location it will be different.
Here in Ottawa it will be a total black out. I’ll be watching it from my rural back yard.
Got my binoculars set up!
Enjoy!
09-28-2015, 11:40 AM
It clouded over here exactly as the eclipse reached 100%. Bummer.
Nowadays, the CSI crew would just run a computer scan and using the “zoom and enhance” feature, they’d be able to get a picture of the murderer off the lenses.
In a time when summer movie fare is dominated by explosions, car chases and cleavage, it’s balm to one’s soul to know that there are still quiet and intelligent stories like this to be told and an audience willing to listen. Maybe there’s hope for our species yet;)
It’s a fair cop, but society’s to blame.
What actually happens is the bag of corn becomes sentient, and eats the fox. Then the corn eats you, too. Then the corn hops on the raft and sails away while whistling Chris Deburgh’s “Don’t Pay the Ferryman”.
The Crane fell at freefall speeds!
-or-
There was no crane, it was a cruise missle!
-or-
The Saudi royal family knew about it the crane collapse beforehand and allowed it to happen!
-or-
The crane owner, in kahoots with the royal family, set thermite straps on the crane so the collapse would happen and he could collect insurance!
-or-
…and so on…
Dude, I was using that Internet!
I’m watching streaming sports.
Arsenic on the rocks, slightly stirred. Garnish with a few Cosbies for extra rape flavor.
The only letters of the alphabet that do not occur in the standard postal abbreviations of US states are B and Q. But half of Canada’s ten provinces use one of those letters. Canada and the USA have agreed not to duplicate each other’s postal abbreviations, so New Brunswick is the reason why Nebraska is NE.
I want to know why you travel around with that ditzy guy who knows that Gracie is pregnant and calls you “Admiral.”
A year ago, I was blithely assuring people that Trump wasn’t really running for President.
Heh… Might have misjudged that one.