Post a random post of yours from one year ago of the day you are posting in this thread. (Or as close to it as possible). Provide no context or explanation to your post:
I guess I’m weird. I actually like when the top layer of rice is slightly dried out mixed in with the bottom layer of rice that is still moist. It makes for an interesting texture to me.
I’ve gotten 2,415 times smarter since then.
Looking forward to getting married in five weeks.
First thing you do is strangle yourself a nice Neptunian slug. This why you always buy cast iron cookware. BAM!
You need to be buying commercial grade equipment. Full stop. No cutting corners on something like this.
Food processor: http://www.amazon.com/Waring-Commerc...food+processor
Stand mixer: http://www.amazon.com/Presto-PM-10-S...al+stand+mixer
They will pay for themselves tenfold. Trying to use household grade equipment will never end well for a commercial application, even if you consider the business small.
According to Wikipedia, at one point he was receiving over a million dollars a week in royalties.
What species is God considered to be?
I’m very disappointed this story didn’t end with the asshole taxi driver getting pelted with dead lobsters and bags of fresh dog poop.
In my whole life, I have only embraced one useful occupation - using my ax to cut down trees. I did this because a human Explorer told me that deforestation was how cultured persons tended their planets: clearing land in preparation for constructing farms and roads and cities. I did not know how to construct things, but I was excellent at chopping down timber, so that is what I did.
It turns out I destroyed so much woodland, the results were noticeable from space… which became a source of much pride once an Explorer informed me of my achievement.
Not a question, but pretty much once a week when I am driving: “Don’t hit that guy!”
Also utterly revolting. I feel sick.
Huh, this is the first time I’ve heard of Mona Lisa being an “unfinished” work, whereas it looks pretty dang complete to me. Was Leo planning to add the eyebrows after he got paid?
Tom’s gonna go to the slammer. His shooting is not defensible.
Jerry did NOT have the weapon in his hands; it was slung across his chest. He showed no indication of aggressive behavior at all. Tom is in deep shit.
It only took 2 attempts for me to do it right in GTA3 San Andreas. Then the murdering of everyone on board took a few more attempts.
A university shouldn’t feel obligated to enforce an ethical standard over issues like whether you’re cheating on your girlfriend or cheating on your taxes. But a university should act to stop cheating when it involves students cheating over tests.
Apparently goiters are depicted in ancient Greek art, so they were at least known.
That said, if someone were to admit to the occasional orgiastic snake-worshipping, I might well drop them a line just to talk, with no expectation of seeing the relationship through the point of snake-involvement.
Douwakai-- an untranslatable severe swear word. Originally coined by me when I was a toddler and unhappy with the way things were going. Now I include the word in a made-up language I’ve created.
The Fiat’s notoriety for frequent breakdowns led to a popular backronym: "Fix It Again, Tony!"
Other car acronyms include:
BMW = Big Money Waste
BUICK = Big Ugly Indestructible Compact Killer
CADILLAC = Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars
CHEVROLET = Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
DODGE = Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FORD = First On Recall Day (or Found On Road Dead)
GMC = Generally Mediocre Cars
HONDA = Had One, Never Did Again
HYUNDAI = Hang Your UNDerwear Anywhere Inside
JEEP = Just Enough Engine Power
LOTUS = Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
MAZDA = Made After Zero Design Analysis
MERCEDES = Many Expensive Repairs Can Eventually Discourage Extra Sales
MINIVAN = Manhood Is Nonexistent, I’m Vasectomized And Neutered
NISSAN: Needs Imminent Salvage So Abandon Now
OLDSMOBILE = Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
PONTIAC = Poor Old Nut Thinks It’s A Cadillac
PORSCHE = Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
SAAB = Sad Attempt At Beauty
SUBARU = Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
TOYOTA = Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO = Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW = Virtually Worthless
That’s it. I’m calling the cops.