I say, fortunately, I always keep a spare. For just such an emergency
Hee hee hee, I haven’t seen this much excitement since the boys came home from Gettysburg!
The Yankees are in Chattanooga!
Jeeves: “Your cannonball, sir, and my resignation!” (dang, they had some seriously non-pc cartoons back in the day)
Not me, you slop artist!
Yeah. Cute like a stomach pump!
“My stars! Where did you ever get that awful hairdo? It doesn’t become you at all. Here, for goodness’ sake, let me fix it up. Look how stringy and messy it is. What a shame! Such an interesting monster, too. My stars, if an interesting monster can’t have an interesting hairdo, then I don’t know what things are coming to. In my business, you meet so many interesting people. Bobby pins, please. But the most interesting ones are the monsters. Oh, dear, that’ll never stay. We’ll just have to have a permanent.” He gets some dynamite sticks and places them in the monster’s hair, which give the appearance of curlers. He lights them and runs off, saying “Now, I’ve got to give an interesting old lady a manicure; but I’ll be back before you’re done.”
Daffy Duck he had a farm, E… I… E… I… O.
And on this farm he had an igloo, ee… ayyy… ee… ayyy… dohhh?
AAAAAAAAH! You cwushed my widdy head! AH HA HA HAAAAAAA! You mashed me widdle metatarsel!!
Finster: Let me outta here! Waaah! Get me another mouthpiece! I’ve been framed! Waaaaaaaah! I didn’t do nothin’! Whaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Bugs Bunny: <tsk tsk> Don’t be such a crybaby. After all, ninety-nine years isn’t forever!
[singing] I dream of Genie, she’s a light brown hare…
In Scarlet Town, where I was born
There was a fair maid dwelling
And every youth cried well away
Her name was Barbara Allen
“I Tawt I Taw a Puddy Tat!” Isn’t it about time you saw something else? Sth-tupid bird…
Ahh! Help!! Save me! He’s a killer! HELP!!!
Look at him stuffin’ his great big face while a cold lil’ rabbit lies out here starving!
Onga bonga bonga inga binga binga BUNGA!
Ickity ackity oop. Oh, oh, squeak, ah, ah, ptht…
Where’s the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom!
Ok wise guys, you always wanted me to catch him-
Now what do I do?
Go away, boy! Or I’ll spank you where the feathers are thinnest.