I hate myself! I do! I do!
There’s nothing I enjoy more than frolicking in a room filled with empty plastic balls.
Oh boy, the fun you can have with a bunch of old rocks, and a can of yellow paint.
Carrots are divine you get a dozen for a dime…
The moral of this story is don’t try to steal no eighteen carrots from no rabbit.
Why do they always do it the hard way?
Maybe if I stare at this piece of paper long enough, people will think I can read.
“Eats aardvarks, anteaters, bears, wild boars, cats, bats, dogs, pigs, elephants, antelopes, pheasants, ferrets, giraffes, gazelles — a likely story but there ain’t no such animal…stoats, goats, pigs, ostrich, octopuses, ox, penguins, widgeons, wart hogs, yaks, newts, walrus, gnus, wildebeests…what!? No rabbits?”
…and especially RABBITS!
Gee, it was really nice of Wal-Mart to give us all this free Wal-Mart stuff just for saying “Wal-Mart” so many times.
Pardon me, but could you help out a fellow American who’s down on his luck?
Look at him stuffin’ his great big face while a cold lil’ rabbit lies out here starving!
Hit the road!
I knew I shoulda made that left toin at Alba-coi-kee.
(Bonus points awarded for phonetic spelling. No, I am not a judge.)
Hoboken? Oh, I’m dyin’, again!
$25 for a mangy old fox! $75 for a moth-eaten old bear!
Bad ol’ puddy tat!
Help!!! Save me! Ahhhh!! Ahhhh!! Save me!! He’s a killer-help!!!
Most outrageous exhibition of wanton cowardice!
I got it licked rabbit, I don’t get mad no more! Watch this!
[ splat whomp whack splat whomp whack ]
See? I can take it, yeah!
I haven’t got the heart to tell him that he’s used up all the money.
I know this defies the law of gravity, but I never studied law!