Speak to me in Looney Tunes quotes!

Muhuhaahaahaa! You bad ol’ puddy tat! MUHUHAAHAAHAA!

“Oh, I hate to do this, folks, but my wife Sweety-Puss says if I don’t roast a duck for dinner she’ll cook my goose.”

-“BB”-

Wabbit season!
Duck season!
Wabbit season!
Duck season!
Wabbit season!
Duck season!
Wabbit season!
Duck season!

ELMER SEASON!

…uh oh…

If I didn’t know this was Hasenpfeffer, I’d swear it was carrots.

Well, as long as he’s happy, why tell him?

This time we didn’t forget the gravy.

Ist gut, ya!
Ya, ya, ist gut!
Ist gut! Und Yummy!

So it’s mechanical!

Can’t you see that I’m much sweeter?
I’m your little senorit-er.
Hey, you’re my type of guy.
Let me straighten your tie.
And I will dance for you.

Everybody do the Michigan Rag
Everybody likes the Michigan Rag
Every Mame and Jane and Ruth
From Weehawken to Duluth
Slide, ride, glide the Michigan
Stomp, romp, pomp the Michigan
Jump, clump, pump the Michigan Rag

That lovin’ rag!

I’m lookin’ over
A three-leaf clover
That I overlooked be-three.

For shame, Doc! Hunting wabbits with an elephant gun!

Elephant gun?

Yeah. So why don’t you go find yourself an elephant?

You do, and I’ll give you such a pinch! WHAM

“I will name him George, and I will hug him, and pet him, and squeeze him”

Come, Rudolph. There is a rabbit loose in the castle, Rudolph. Return him to me, and I shall reward you with a spider goulash.

You’re dethpicable!

Who’s-a the wise-a guy?

“Good night, Ralph.”
“See ya tomorrrow, Sam.”

-“BB”-

One mustn’t be rude, even to one’s breakfast.

Enter, O Seeker of Knowledge…yeah, that means you, fat head!

Arise, Sir Loin of Beef…

[Wham] Arise, Earl of Cloves…

[Wham] Arise, Duke of Brittingham…

[Wham] Arise, Baron of Munchhausen…

[Wham] Arise, Essence of Myrrh…

[Wham] Milk of Magnesia…

[wham] Quarter of Ten…

not sure if this counts, since it wasn’t actually a Looney Tunes cartoon … but it’s one Looney Tunes character talking to another, so here goes —

“Please! What kind of mickey-mouse organization would name their team ‘The Ducks’?”

-“BB”-

I think man is the most interesting insect on Earth. Don’t you? There is a growing tendency to think of man as a rational thinking being, which is absurd.