Speak to me in Looney Tunes quotes!

Whatever you do never push the red button!

Daintily, daintily!

A legitimate question, young man, and one which deserves a legitimate answer.

Oh, I apologize, madame, for suspecting your integrity.

Ooooh! What a woman!

Excuse me. Pardon Me. Beg your pardon. Excuse me. Excuse me. Beg your pardon…

The first dang Yankee to step out of that dugout gets his head blasted off.

One of these things, I say one of these things has GOT to be a chicken!

Hey boy, you got any more of them long headed books?

Smart boy, got a mind like a steel trap.

Full of mice.

I’m a wuff and wugged wover
of the wiwd and woowwy west
and of aww the things I haven’t got
I wike gowd the best

Catch the fugitive from the Dog Star!

Well what do you know… there’s the little Wiener Schnitzel now.

I’ll bet he looks cute in a bathing suit.

Surely, you’re not going to be taken in by that old gag?!

Isn’t she wuvwy?

Oh, carrots are divine, you get a dozen for a dime, it’s magic.

Aww… the poor puddy tat. He fall down and go boom!

-“BB”-

Oh ho ho! Dat’s a good twick! I wish I could turn gween wike dat!

Ppppppbbbbbbbbbbbbbtttt! Meep! Meep!

Oh, you so cwever, you should’ve been a fox, Mr. Puddy Tat.