Mad Scientist
Boo
Push in! Shove in! Plenty of room here!
Policeman: All right, Rabbit. Where’s Rocky? Where’s he hiding?
Bugs Bunny: He’s not in this stove.
Cop: Oho! He’s hiding in the stove, eh?
Bugs: Would I turn on this gas if he was in there?
Cop: Um, you might, rabbit. You might.
Bugs: Well, would I throw a lighted match in there if he was in there?
Rocky: Oh no, you don’t! Take me with you! Don’t leave me with that crazy rabbit! I confess! I did it! Arrest me! Arrest me!
South America, take it away!
Nom de plume! A rabbeet! Zhust what I must have for ze dinner menu!
Brooklyn?! Ooh I’m dyin’ again!
Pardon me, but could you help a fellow American who’s down on his luck?
Why are you hanging around these guys? They’ll never amount to anything.
West and wewaxation at wast! And no more wabbits!
Whoops! Wrong button. Uh, that’s the Alcatraz ascot.
Coyote holds up sign saying “this defies the law of gravity”
Road runner holds up sign saying “I never studied law”
That’s a joke, I say, that’s a joke, son.
Not me, you slop artist!
Stop steamin’ up my tail! What are ya tryin’ to do … wrinkle it?
Leopold…Leopold…Leopold…Leopold!
“Oh Bwunhilde, you’w so wuvwy!”
“Yes I know it; I can’t help it!”
“Oh Bwunhilde, be my wove!”
[trying again]
Ohhh, the puddy tat is tuwning gween again!
[thanks to @Elendil_s_Heir for the inspiration]
Breathe, Stupid, Breathe! You forgot to breathe again!
And I’ve never been so humiliated in all my life!
Surely you’re not going to be taken in by THAT old gag?!