Speak to me in Looney Tunes quotes!

We’re also available for picnics, lodge meetings, children’s parties, and smokers.

There’s food around the corner
Food around the corner
Food around the corner,
For me…

It just don’t add up!

What a buncha joikes! I should know, I woik for 'em!

Yoicks, and Away! [crashes into a tree] Yoicks, and Away! [crash into another tree] Yoicks, and Away… [crash] Yoicks…and…Away…[crash] Yoicks and away [crash] Yoicks…[crash]…and away [crash]. Why You! [chops all the trees down] Now then, yoicks and away! [eventually crashes into a boulder]

NOW!

[drawbridge draws him up like a window shade]

HO-duhl-DAY-duhl-DAY!

HO-duhl-DAY-duhl-DAY!

HO-duhl-DAY-duhl-DAY!

HO-duhl-DAY-duhl-DAY!

CLUNK!!!

Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Mud.

Music hater.

What are you? a schizophree… schizophree… a manic-depressive or something?

Oh, dear. I do believe I’ve forgotten my fudge.

How many times I have told you not to play with that dirty money?

I gotta admit, you’re a better man than I am. But only because I’m a rabbit!

My name is Daffy Duck,
I worked on a Merry-Go-Round,
The job was swell
I did quite well
Till the Merry-go-round broke down.

(tune is Merrie Melodies theme)

Actually, it’s a buck and a quarter staff, but I’m not telling him that.

Everybody’s seester knows Speedy Gonzales!

He’s not in this stove.

Oho! He’s hiding in the stove, eh?

[Anvil falls.]

How many times have…I…told…you…to…shut…up?

Why did you hit me on the head, Leopold? Don’t you know that might make me very angry, and I would do terrible, horrible things to you?