I’m so tired of being cute.
It’s all right. He can call me Flower if he wants to.
You can learn a lot of things from the flowers,
For especially in the month of June.
There’s a wealth of happiness and romance, oh…
The golden afternoon!
My, what a happy day
What a sunny sky
Kind of makes you sigh in a happy way
My, oh my, what a wonderful day!
Curiouser and curiouser.
Welcome to what’s left of normal around here.
Wilbur: Pop quiz. Who’ve you met, and what have you learned?
Lewis: Okay, Bud, Fritz and Joe are brothers. Fritz is married to Petunia, and is she…?
Wilbur: Cranky? Yes.
Lewis: Tallulah and Lazslo are their children, Joe is married to Billie, Lefty is the butler, Spike and Dmitri are twins and I don’t know who they’re related to.
Wilbur: Neither do we. Go on.
Lewis: Bud is married to Lucielle and Cornelius is their son. What does Cornelius look like?
Wilbur: Tom Selleck.
Lewis: Okay, Cornelius is married to Franny and her brothers are Gaston and Art.
Wilbur: You’re forgetting something…
Lewis: Forgetting…? Oh, right. Wilbur is the son of Franny and Cornelius.
Wilbur: And no one realized that you were from the past?
Lewis: Nope.
Wilbur: Whew.
Lewis: Thank you, thank you, hold your applause, thank you very much.
Hi, I’m Candace. I’m sure you recognize me from my countless magazine covers. You know, being a supermodel is hard work: the bright lights, the deafening applause, and all those paper cuts from counting my huge stacks of money. That’s why I start every morning with Candace-O’s.
“I don’t believe it…!”
“Googly Bear…”
“I’m… on the cover of a magazine!”
I tell you, a lot of great music was on that stage. There’s Flatt and Scruggs, Liver Lips McGraw, Gomer. Jimi Hendrix opened here for Vanilla Fudge. But nobody, but nobody was like the Country Bears
Sometimes I need to be alone with my music.
Sing, sweet nightingale! Sing, sweet nightingale!
Let’s all sing like the birdies sing!
Caramba! Now we’re three gay caballeros.
The show must go on!
I’m an action figure!
It’s a wild and daring ride!
It’s a brazzle dazzle day!
Happy “Winds-day”, Piglet.