Who cares? It’s just a silly song.
The words don’t mean a thing.
If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all.
I’m not bad, I’m only drawn that way.
We’re just a couple of mischief makers, out to have some fun.
Today, we’re gonna have some real family fun.
Bud, Fritz, and Joe are brothers. Fritz is married to Petunia, and is she…? Tallulah and Laszlo are their children, Joe is married to Billie, Lefty is the butler, Spike and Dimitri are twins, and I don’t know who they’re related to. Lucille is married to Bud, and your dad, Cornelius. is their son. Okay, Cornelius is married to Franny, and her brothers are Gaston and Art. Wilbur is the son of Franny and Cornelius.
My family rushing to my side, what’s wrong with that?
[falls off the top of the castle to his/her doom]
I’m afraid of heights!
It ain’t how fast you fly, it’s how you fly fast. You can fly a whole lot higher than you think.
I am a fast-flying fairy.
Listen well, all of you! The princess shall indeed grow in grace and beauty, beloved by all who know her. But… before the sun sets on her sixteenth birthday, she shall prick her finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel…and DIE!
I’m gonna throw him the best birthday party ever.
Augh! What I was going to say was all I want for my birthday is some alone time with— (motions to Phineas) Never mind. (walks out)
Him! I choose him!
This is my boy. He’s a real hero, huh.
I’m a real boy.
I’m alive. Send snacks.