Speak to me only in Disney quotes

You’ll learn the art of manners, of royal protocol.

And when to bow and curtsy for functions big and small.

So the future of your country is in the hands of my 15-year-old?

Okay, let’s get you up to speed… this is a story about the future, and the future can be scary…

Who’s afraid of the big bad wolf?

“Good sir, would you say this is a compact car?.. You do not answer. Well, let me tell you that you’ve never heard of a compact car until you see what I’m going to do with this. Mr. Douglas, I have a friend with a claw-and-hook auto-wrecking company in San Francisco, and he’s going to work on your car. Maybe he’ll transform it into a birdbath. Or what about a nice doormat, so I can wipe my feet on it every day?”

-“BB”-

The claw! - The claw is our master . The claw chooses who will go and who will stay .

Well, I don’t see any reason why you can’t go to the ball…

Nevermind that! Phineas and Ferb are rolling through town on a giant ball of water! Come on!

Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Swimming, swimming, swimming.

That’s it, no more underwater labs. From now on, we stick to volcanoes or abandoned castles.

Yonda lies da castle of my fadda.

Everything the light touches is our kingdom.

Welcome to The Magic Kingdom.

It’s just magic, okay?

Salagadoola mechicka boola Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

She talks fancy. I trust her.

Sigourney Weaver is going to help us!

It’s Guest Star Day on the Mickey Mouse Club!

It’s a guest! It’s a guest! Sakes alive and I’ll be blessed.

Welcome, foolish mortals, to the Haunted Mansion. I am your host, your ghost host . Kindly step all the way in please, and make room for everyone. There’s no turning back now.