You’re casting a spell on me, Baby.
Bippidy boppidy boo!
Better use it carefully, or it can change your life.
There must be more than this provincial life.
That’s the longest I’ve gone without talking in my life.
Ach! Lang may yer lum reek, and may a moose ne’er leave your girnal with a tear drop in his eye! Haste ye back, me lassie!
Unlock your jaw and get to talkin’.
Ooo! This is gonna be good. I can tell.
I love a good game.
“Do you play croquet?”
“Why, yes, Your Majesty.”
“THEN LET THE GAMES BEGIN!”
Bounce ME, Tigger!
Who’s got catlike reflexes now, huh?
Everybody wants to be a cat, because a cat’s the only cat who knows where it’s at.
“I mean, she’s my C… A… T!”
“TEA?!”
You see, Michael, you’ll be part of railways through Africa! Dams across the Nile! Fleets of ocean greyhounds! Majestic, self-amortizing canals! Plantations of ripening tea!
All from tuppence… prudently, fruitfully, frugally invested in the (to be specific) –
In the Dawes, Tomes, Mousely, Grubbs Fidelity Fiduciary Bank!
-“BB”-
I’d like to tell you a little story.
Once upon a time… there was a man with a wooden leg…
That’s not it.
It’s about a little boy named Michael.
Michael wanted to give his tuppence to a bird lady…
but after a little persuasion, hmm?
He decided he’d give 'em to his father.
Michael’s father, your grandfather…
gave those tuppence to this bank…
and told us to guard it well.
We did just that.
And after several quite clever investments…
if I do say so myself…
that tuppence has grown into quite a tidy sum.
Really?
Really, Michael.
In fact, enough to pay off that loan you took.
The house is yours.
“Tell your boss he can have my house!”
“Really?”
“Yeah. WHEN I’M DEAD!” [slams door]
“I’ll take that as a maybe!”
Number Three said, “Nix on tricks. I shall build my house with bricks.”
He had no time to sing and dance cause work and play don’t mix.
I’m no fool, nosirree, I’m gonna live to be 93. I play safe for you and me, 'cause I’m no fool.
(OOC: Oh, my God, I thought I was the only person who remembers I’m No Fool! I watched the bicycle one a lot.)
In play:
"FOOLS! IDIOTS! IMBECILES!!"