Oh, it’s a bear. Well, maybe it’s bears I’m afraid of.
Then out of nowhere, the biggest bear you’ve ever seen! Its hide littered with the weapons of fallen warriors! Its face scarred with one dead eye. I drew my sword and…
Speaking of fighting a bear…
Oh, bother.
Oh it’s a jolly holiday with Mary
Mary makes your heart so light!
When the day is gray and ordinary
Mary makes the sun shine bright!
From all of us to all of you a very merry Christmas!
I’ll put on my party pants.
A very merry unbirthday to you.
Gonna have a party, just you wait! Playing games all over the palace!
Some others were rolling the bochas and betting on games of this kind. But I didn’t join in these pastimes. I had something bigger in mind.
Just visualize: One elephant climbs up on top of another elephant, until finally, all seventeen elephants have constructed an enormous pyramid of pachyderms! I step out. I blow the whistle. The trumpets are trumpeting…
Soldier, in battle one day that trunk could save your life. Keep it clean, my man.
Why is that soldier strapped to an explosive device?
He’s been flying where the air’s too thin.
We’re merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily on our way to nowhere in particular!
We’re merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily on our way, though the roads are perpendicular!
Back then, cars came across the country a whole different way.
“You see anything?”
“Just Neddie the Nut flying his old Model T.”
I’ve seen a horse fly.
Why do those horses have wings?
No carrots.