Bury your gold! You have been buying gold, right?
“What’s that?”
“I don’t know. No one will tell me.”
Stay curious, stay weird, stay kind and don’t let anyone ever tell you you aren’t smart or brave or worthy enough.
Prove yourself brave, truthful, and unselfish, and someday you will be a real boy.
You want me to be the bad guy? Fine. Now I’m the bad guy.
“I don’t think you’re a bad man, Doc. I think if you look in your heart… you’ll find you really want to let me and my friends go… to follow our dream. But if that’s not the kind of man you are… and if what I’m saying doesn’t make any sense to you… well, then, go ahead and kill me.”
“All right, boys. Kill him.”
Not a corner of London is safe while Ratigan is at large. There’s no evil scheme he wouldn’t concoct, no depravity he wouldn’t commit! Who knows what dastardly scheme that that villain may be plotting even as we speak!
LUAU! If you’re hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat, eat my buddy Pumbaa here, because he is a treat. C’mon down and dine on this tasty swine, all you gotta do is get in line!
Are you achin’
(YEP YEP YEP)
For some bacon?
(YEP YEP YEP)
He’s a big pig!
(YEP YEP)
You can be a big pig, too! OY!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Hula Teacher: Lilo, why are you all wet?
Lilo: It’s sandwich day. Every Thursday I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich…
Hula Teacher: “Pudge” is a fish?
Lilo: And today we were out of peanut butter. So I asked my sister what to give him, and she said ‘a tuna sandwich’. I can’t give Pudge tuna!
[whispering]
Lilo: Do you know what tuna is?
Hula Teacher: Fish?
Lilo: [hysterical] It’s fish! If I give Pudge tuna, I’d be an abomination! I’m late because I had to go to the store and get peanut butter ‘cause all we have is… is… stinkin’ tuna!
Hula Teacher: Lilo, Lilo, why is this so important?
Lilo: [calmly] Pudge controls the weather.
I’m not a fish!
Yay! I’m a llama!
“Um, I’ve been turned into a cow. Can I go home?”
“You’re excused. Anyone else.”
“Nah. Nah, we’re good.”
…and four white mice will never be four white horses…
A wise horse once told me that a mustang spirit can never be broken. That it has the strength of the ocean, and lives forever, like the wind.
"That’s it! Dishonor on your whole family! (Write this down.) Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow…"
Bust a moo.
“Oh, me. Oh, my. Oh, moo! Alma left me in the pouring rain, and now, well, I’m soaked through-ooo.”
Caterpillar: A… E-I-O-U…
“Your library makes our small corner of the world feel big…”
[Apprentice Mickey frantically paging through the Sorcerer’s grimoire to find a way to stop the brooms]