We have a… semi-human, non-existent life at stake here.
What a pity, Mr Smee. I’m afraid we’ve lost the dear Captain.
They’re not sailors; they’re pirates!
You are, without doubt, the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of.
I can find treasure anywhere!
Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.
They’ve got our gold, and they’ll do anything to keep it!
And so ends another adventure of the Good Hair Crew.
So who wants a piece of cake?
Would you like a little more tea?
Want to come over for dinner tonight? I have a great new recipe that I’m dying to try out.
Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest!
Look, there’s a big Hollywood Halloween party tonight, and I’d love for you to come.
Boys and girls of every age
Wouldn’t you like to see something strange?
Come with us and you will see
This, our town of Halloween
Won’t you let me spend this super spooky night
Palling around with your witch crowd?
I can pitch in and help you with the frights
I promise I’ll haunt you proud
A witch turned Mom into a bear, but it’s not my fault.
Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know. I’ll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I’ll put that flea in a box, and then I’ll put that box inside of another box, and then I’ll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives…I’ll smash it with a hammer! It’s brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say!
Ladies and gentlemen. I think the confusion here is that you are all very ignorant. Is that right word, ignorant? I mean stupid, primitive,unenlightened. You do not understand science, so you are afraid of it. Like a dog is afraid of thunder or balloons. To you, science is magic and witchcraft because you have such small minds.
There you are, you old goat! Well, what’s the idea of flinging your evil spells all over the place, hm?
Ready, set, magic!