Men are rats, listen to me, they’re fleas on rats, worse than that, they’re amoebas on fleas on rats. I mean, they’re too low for even the dogs to bite. The only man a girl can depend on is her daddy.
Toad, you might say, was the one disturbing element: incurable adventurer, mad, reckless, tried everything, positive mania for fads, and he never countered the cost. Had a host affair with friends, of course, but there were only three who had his best interests at heart. One was a badger, MacBadger. Another was a water rat; a bit stuffy, perhaps, but really a fine fellow. And a mole; gentle creature, kind and sympathetic.
Six intrepid friends, led by Fred, their leader, Freeeeed! Fred’s Angels, mm-mm-mm! Fred’s Angels, mm-mm-mm! Harnessing the power of the sun with the ancient amulet they found in the attic! Mmm-m-mm! The amulet is green! Mmm-m-mm! It’s prob’ly an emerald…
I’d really, really like a family. My dad says that will only happen if the Angels win the pennant. The baseball team, I mean. So, maybe you can help them win a little.
In every job that must be done there is an element of fun.
Just whistle while you work
And cheerfully together we can tidy up the place
Give a little whistle, give a little whistle,
And always let your conscience be your guide.
You’re just doing your boy scout duty! Well, I don’t need that kinda stuff! I can earn my own living! I don’t need you. I don’t need anybody!
Good afternoon, my name is Russell. I am a Wilderness Explorer in Tribe 54, Sweat Lodge 12, are you in any need of assistance today, sir?
We love to learn for each badge we earn.
Don’t try this at home, badger buddies. Only cartoon superheroes can leap from airplanes and live to show and tell about it.
Race cars, lasers, airplanes…it’s a duck blur!
I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the bubble gum that sticks in your hair.
Run!
Okay, here we go. Focus. Speed. I am speed. One winner, forty-two losers. I eat losers for breakfast. Breakfast? Maybe I should have had breakfast? Brekkie could be good for me. No, no, no, focus. Speed. Faster than fast, quicker than quick. I am Lightning.
My father’s legacy is not his money. My father’s legacy is the will to win.
Remember who you are. You are my son and the one true king. Remember who you are.
Even the Horned King shakes with fear. See, Hen? Everyone runs from the famous Taran of Cael Dallben.
I’m a sensitive soul, though I seem thick-skinned
And it hurt that my friends never stood downwind
I’m very lucky. It’s just, I gotta say, it becomes kinda hard to love your job… when no one else seems to like you for doing it.