You’ll try this on every maid in my kingdom. And, if the shoe fits…
I know what we’re gonna do today! We’re gonna build fast shoes, so we can run like a cheetah!
Come on. I’m a racecar, you’re… a much older racecar, but under the hood, you and I are the same.
That car is alive! You gotta believe me. It’s mocking me! I’m telling you! That car is alive! Look! It’s doing it again!
Corners beautifully, doesn’t it?
“What on Earth was that?”
“Looked like a hot rod hurricane!”
I’m a ring-tailed roarer. I can draw faster, shoot straighter, ride harder and drink longer than any man alive. I ride cyclones and I wrestle…
You’re face to face with greatness and it’s strange.
I am the original ringtail roarer from the thunder ‘n lightnin’ country! I’m a real snorter and a head buster! I can out-run, out-jump, out-sing, out-swim, out-dance, out-shoot, out-eat, out-drink, out-talk, out-cuss and out-fight anybody in the Mississippi and Ohio Rivers put together!
No one fights like Gaston
Douses lights like Gaston
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston
And when somebody makes him mad
Quack! Quack! Quack! how he does squawk
We should lock the door and scream that curse word we know. It’s a good one!
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
I have no idea what that word means, but if it means [blows a raspberry and gives a thumbs down gesture] then I concur!
If you can’t say something nice about a person, don’t say anything at all.
They think a girl who gossips is a bore.
Now, Chip, I won’t have you making up such stories.
Still, for the most fabulous character of all, I would nominate… a toad - J. Thaddeus Toad, Esq. Have you ever met him? You’ll find his story in this delightful little book, “The Wind In the Willows”.
Oh, I just… wanted to show you a little something to celebrate our last night together as frogs.
Bam! Because I’ll be hosting my party that night.