Speak to me only in Disney quotes

“All this greasy gunk could stop any clock.”

“Well, let’s get scrubbing.”

But it was the very best butter.

That’s not a bird. That’s a butterfly.

Oh, for the love of Chrysler!

You’ve got a lot of anger there, don’t you, Snow?

All I’m doing, Charming, is what it takes to survive.

Protect this family and stay away from them.

You want me to be the bad guy? Fine, now I’m the bad guy.

Everybody’s got a wicked side.

Everybody’s got a laughing place.

I love to laugh. It’s getting worse every year.

But I’m a toon. Toons are supposed to make people laugh.

They’re bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!

Jafar: [very dryly] Ecstatic.

Life’s a happy song when there’s someone by my side to sing along.

One song! I have but one song, one song only for you!

I bring you a song, and I sing as I go, for I want you to know that I’m looking for romance.

Hey Cupid, why don’t you shoot me with one of your darts and then I’ll fall in love?

Fabulous party. You know, I haven’t seen this much love in a room since Narcissus discovered himself.

Father, why didn’t I get a ball?