They make it so you can’t defeat Zurg unless you buy this book! It’s extortion, that’s what it is!
Silence, minions of Zurg!
I’m not asking much, just a token really, a trifle!
What I want from you is your voice.
I have listened to the cuckoo cock his coo-coo!
And I’ve heard the rooster cock his doodle doo-oo
With the cows and the chickens
They all sound like the dickens when I hear my little Minnie’s Yoo-Hoo!
You a poet too?
Quack, quack, quack, Donald Duck,
He’s my little pal.
Quack, quack, quack, Donald Duck,
Daisy is his gal.
“We’re just a normal, boring family!”
“Normal? Boring? HAH! Donald Duck is one of the most daring adventurers of all time!”
Let’s get dangerous!
Anyway, come, let’s go hunt the hunters.
I use antlers in all of my dec-orating!
For of all the deer in the forest, not one has lived half so long. He’s very brave and very wise. That’s why he’s known as the Great Prince of the Forest.
So I’m being escorted by Prince Dastan, the Lion of Persia.
(He faced the galloping hordes)
(A hundred bad guys with swords)
Who sent those goons to their lords?
“Who’s driving?”
“Yeah, who’s driving?”
“Why, I’m driving!”
Oh, it’s just Neddy the Nut out flying his old Model T.
The Gnome-Mobile, The Gnome-Mobile, Hunting for Gnomes in the Gnome-Mobile
Although I dropped a hundred thousand in the market, baby, I found a million dollars in your smile.
Toons are supposed to make people laugh.
Ha, a figment of imagination!
We do a lot of improv here. Just stay loose, have fun - you’ll be fine!