Speak to me only in Disney quotes

Rescue me!

Lou, what is wrong with those girls?

I’m gonna put nail polish and lipstick on her and a dress.

I told you she had sharp claws.

…and they call him Sandy Claws!

That darn cat!

From a cat’s point of view, even before my murder, he was a most difficult man, believe me.

It’s a terrible thing to happen to a dog, but… you see… Trusty has lost his sense of smell.

Katie Coates: There’s no hope for him now, Travis. He’s suffering. You know we’ve got to do it.

Travis Coates: Yes, Mama. But he was my dog. I’ll do it.

You’re my ohana, Stitch, and I’ll always love you.

“You are vile! You are foul! You are FLAWED!”

“Also cute and FLUFFY!”

We are Siamese if you please. We are Siamese if you don’t please.

I’m such a wimp! I’m running from a cat!

Everybody wants to be a cat, for a cat’s the only cat who knows where it’s at.

I can’t believe it; I’m losing to a rug.

Sometimes the curiosity can kill the soul but leave the pain.

“P.J.” I like that. Do you know, I do. Hiss, put it on my luggage. P.J.

“P.J., you won’t believe this, but the stork is really Robin Hood!”
“Robin Hood, huh?”
grabs him and wraps him several times around a post
“Get out of THAT, if you can.”

Gotta keep
One jump ahead of the breadline
One swing ahead of the sword
I steal only what I can’t afford

I hope your sword is as quick as your mouth.