Speak to me only in Disney quotes

Dessert will be a lobster pudding.

Eat Me.

Try the gray stuff, it’s delicious. Don’t believe me? Ask the dishes! They can sing, they can dance. After all, miss, this is France! And a dinner here is never second-best!

It’s priest. Have a little priest.
Is it really good?
Sir, it’s too good, at least.

(Actually, this is from Sweeney Todd.)

Back in play: You don’t have to show how involved in your children’s lives you are by baking 500 cupcakes.

[Oops. Forgot which thread I was in. Sorry.]

Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.

(Oops myself. I shouldn’t criticize, since the “Stealing a spaceship shouldn’t be easy” quote I put in was meant for the Science Fiction thread.)

Back on thread:

You can’t outwit gravity.

Quack quack quack quack, Mr. Ducksworth!

I’m Scrooge McDuck! I made my name being tougher than toughies and smarter than the smarties.

“Spirit… whose lonely grave… is this?”
SCARE CHORD; FIRE LIT
“Why, yours, Ebenezer! The richest man in the cemetery!”

You’re joking, you’re joking/I can’t believe my eyes/You’re joking me, you’ve gotta be/ This can’t be the right guy! He’s ancient, he’s ugly/ I don’t know which is worse! I might just spit a seam now if I don’t die laughing first!

I’m beginning to think that we’ve lost control of the situation.

Let’s get dangerous!

Danger? I walk on the wild side! I laugh in the face of danger-- ha ha ha ha!

You crazy rabbit! I’m out there risking my neck for you, and what are you doing? Singing and dancing!

“Hey, Mr. Grumpy Gills. When life gets you down, you know what you gotta do?”
“I don’t wanna know what you gotta do.”
“Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming, swimming, what do we do, we swim, and-- oh ho ho ho ho ho I love to swiiiiiiiim”
“See, now I’m stuck here, with that song, now it’s in my head!”
“Sorry.”

“This is my royal vizier, Jafar. He’s delighted too.”
“Ecstatic.”

Sheesh! She even gets mad fancy!

Most everyone’s mad here. maniacal laugh You may have noticed that I’m not all here myself.

(Spoken) Maniacal laugh, maniacal laugh, maniacal laugh.