I am the one hiding under your bed
Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red
Something weird’s going on around here.
A heffalump or woozle is very confoozle
Who writes sentences like that?
We’re all a little mad here.
Anything goes, remember.
Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.
Pooh, too, was caught, and so he thought “I must rescue my supper!”
Well done, Salisbury! I shall name a beef-based entrée after you in your honor.
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Tonight is Taco Night.
Roll out the carpet, strike up the band
And give out with a “Hip-hooray” (Hip-hooray!)
Wiggle your ears like good Mouseketeers
We’re gonna present our guest today
'Cause Tuesday is Guest Star Day
Thank you for choosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs. Don’t stand until the rug has come to a complete stop.
Welcome, foolish mortals, to the Haunted Mansion. I am your host, your ghost host. Kindly step all the way in please, and make room for everyone. There’s no turning back now. Our tour begins here in this gallery, where you see paintings of some of our guests as they appeared in their corruptible, mortal state.
Wow, you love to live in the past, don’t you?
Once upon a time…
One thousand years ago, superstition and the sword ruled. It was a time of darkness, it was a world of fear. It was the age…of gargoyles!
Allow me to take you to the future.
Just a little tip for the future, I am always right. Even when I’m wrong, I’m right.
That’s how genius happens.