I’ve never stayed up this late in my life.
On the stroke of twelve, the spell will be broken, and everything will be as it was before.
And… you’ll belong to me!
Run for it!
Speed. Faster than fast, quicker than quick. I am Lightning.
You’re the boss, you’re the boss, you’re the big, hairy boss.
You need a job.
Oh, the world owes me a living…
I really did try, Rapunzel. I tried to warn you what was out there. The world is dark and selfish and cruel. If it finds even the slightest ray of sunshine, it destroys it!
I’ve got a dark family secret.
You think, you wink, you do a double blink. You close your eyes, and jump.
Oh! And something I forgot. Yep, just a little bit of pixie dust.
Allah forbid you have any daughters!
I know how to weaponize guilt!
“No”? Oh. I see how it is. Rapunzel knows best. Rapunzel’s so mature now. Such a clever, grown-up miss. Rapunzel knows best. Fine, if you’re sure now, go ahead, then give him THIS! This is why he’s here; don’t let him deceive you! Give it to him, watch, you’ll see. Trust me, my dear: That’s how fast he’ll leave you. I won’t say “I told you so”! No, Rapunzel knows best! So if he’s such a dream boat, go and put him to the test! If he’s lying, don’t come crying! MOTHER KNOWS BEST!
Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom known as Andalasia, there lived an evil queen. Selfish and cruel, she lived in fear that one day her stepson would marry and she would lose her throne forever. And so she did all in her power to prevent the prince from ever meeting the one special maiden with whom he would share true love’s kiss.
“You know what time it is? Evil story time!”
Every evil queen gets due respect.
I’ll be an invincible juggernaut of black magic!
Phenomenal cosmic powers, itty bitty living space.