You do realize you’re in quite a lot of danger, don’t you?
Danger? Ha! I walk on the wild side. I laugh in the face of danger. Ha-ha-ha-ha!
He talks the way I want to live.
Hop inside my mouth… if you want to live.
Why, he swallows whole ships alive!
Guess I missed the boat.
A boat? Heeeeeeeeey, I’ve seen a boat! It passed by not too long ago. It went this way, then it went this way! Follow me!
And this’ll be young Master Hawkins, I’ll be bound. Hawkins - 'tis a proper seafaring name, too.
There’s only one captain on this ship.
Didn’t I tell you? Donald’s the best sailor.
I’m the most amazing guy! The most amazing guy, am I!
Sometimes I wonder why I even bother to soliloquize.
You sly dog! You caught me monologuing!
It was the eve of our good Queen’s diamond jubilee, and the year her majesty’s government came… to the very brink of disaster. She- [chuckling] I’m getting ahead of myself! My name is Dr. David Q. Dawson, most recently of the Queen’s 66th regiment. I had just arrived in London after lengthy service in Afghanistan, and was anxious to find a quiet place- preferably dry- where I could rest and find a little peace. Little did I know, that my life was about to change forever.
That’s really silly. You don’t know everything about me.
Would your name be… Alice? By any chance?
My name is Archer! I’m a coach!
Coach? I don’t think we survived that crash.
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Beetlejuice ain’t Disney. 
ON
Put a shield around us NOW!
“What part of Ireland did you say your mother came from?”
“Coney Ireland.”